I will be "Off Blog" while we get ready for a trip south to visit family. Really, I am looking forward to the trip with the exception of the fact that it is time to buy underwear.
THE IRON MAIDEN |
In fact, in a remark to QuiltyFriend (the Original) I said that I would rather have a mammogram. I have asked/stated to my accompanying family that I will require an afternoon at a REAL MALL to accomplish this mission and I wish to do so ALONE with NO ONE waiting for me. Surely I would have taken care of this little task locally if not for the fact that I would have had to drive to Atlanta or Chattanooga to find what I require.
"The Iron Maiden has an embrace anyone would want to avoid. Once inside the Iron Maiden’s conical frame, you’re unable to move because of dozens of steel points stabbing from every direction. An interrogator screams questions at you through a small hole, while poking you with jagged edges, or just leaving you for hours to stew in your thoughts."
~~ The Web Urbanist
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